leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

07.26.2014 / 474 notes / lanaquote

Patrick is on the phone with a lady in Texas who has a few corgi puppies available! We might get a little baby corgi soon!!!

07.26.2014 /

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

coolscar:

only 90s kids will remember

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

ZT