when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
an emotional roller coaster from start to finish
Patrick is on the phone with a lady in Texas who has a few corgi puppies available! We might get a little baby corgi soon!!!
The tweet that saved the entire female population
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
"Which is annoying."
what the actual fuck Jennifer