I don’t understand how Evan Peters can go from

stefanii147:

dorky 

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to crazy psycho image

to rainbows and unicorns

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to my heart is breaking into a million pieces image

to fuck me on the kitchen counterimage

tyleroakley:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

trolllinginthedeep:

yo

that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt

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Somehow Tumblr will hate him for this. They’ll find a way.

Reblog if you’d rather sit by a bonfire than go clubbin’

Fashion Wonderland: Badgley Mischka pre-fall 2014

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

vivaaalabam13:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

THIS IS WHY SHE’S SO PERFECT.

ALSO: She was so pretty! Why’d she do so much to her face :/ She was beautiful! Still love her tho.

I love Patrick more than he knows but damn he needs to understand that I will not be able to go fly fishing with him or anyone for a while. Its not facing my fears to stand there why he or someone else casts. I had a fucking fish hook in my eye not even 9 months ago and my vision still is fucked up. I had a moment the other day where my vision in my right eye completely blacked out. And on the daily I can see separation in colors when I’m looking at anything. My vision blurs out everyday and I just have to sit there until I can see again. I do not want to be around the one thing that almost ripped my eye out of my head. I think i’m allowed to say “No fuck no, I’m not going to stand there and risk it have it happen again” 
I believe that lightning strikes twice and I don’t think I will have my vision if it happens again.

04.17.2014 /

evererika:

deepinmyb0nes:

iamprogress:

"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."

TTTHHHIIISSSSS

A+

lucithor:

mtrenchie:

do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT

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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

yolucas:

sry i think im hilarious

ZT